Friday, April 12, 2013

SISTERS. Stephany Milroy

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I have a beautiful sister. Steph is what I have always called her. I remember when she was born. So tiny and fragile. Steph is five years younger than me, so when she was born my dad and I became even closer than we already were. I was always a daddy's girl. At least until my teens, then all hell broke loose. Another story for another day.
As Stephany grew she became the cutest thing I had ever laid eyes on. I am talking cutest thing ever. My cousins and I would bring out the tape recorder and make her say watermelon over and over and laugh until we cried! She had weird habits and played by herself a lot and I eventually turned into her baby sitter. Ugh.
Many stories I could tell, but today is siblings day? (Hallmark Holiday) I just want her to know that I love you, Steph, unconditionally. You have been my rock the past few years and you amaze me all the time. Your beauty inside and out are remarkable. I love you. Everyone give your siblings love everyday. Not just on a made up holiday.
For fun, here are some great definitions of sister from URBAN DICTIONARY...


Sister
There are two type of sisters, ones the good friend kind, she'll always seem to be there somehow when you need help and it just seems like a good friendship instead of having a sibling. You and your sister would often ask each other for favours and sometimes pull a couple pranks on each other and can keep a secret, it might seem strange sometimes but at the same time natural.

The other kind is the very annoying type, she is most likely very annoying and would really embarrass you in front of your friends, unintentionally, and intentionally. often quite arrogant and takes every advantage to crush your social life and confidence.
1. my friend carries his sister's stuff to school for her, in return he asks to borrow money from her whenever he has a sudden urge to raid a vending machine for candy.
2. my friend "Ok seriously, every time i come over to your house your sister is screaming, and now she's gonna come to your grad and probably scream because unlike you , she didn't get a date for the dance? That's rough."

Me "yea i know, she's gonna ruin it for me."


Sister
A Sibling of the Female sex, whom's goal is to create complete hell for the older sibling.
a. Be nice to your sister.


Sister
creations of satin designed to search and destroy the older sibling
a. my sister is eating my arm


Sister
your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.


Sister
A person created by your parents for the sole purpose of giving you a convienient girlfriend.
A. Boy: Let's have sex!
Sister: Ok...but that's the twelfth time today, not counting the anal!

Sister
a strange alien species which is out to wreck male human life.
a. my sister is an alien out to ruin my life.


Sister
A female with whom you share parents. Depending on the birth order she can be 1. your friend or 2. the BIGGEST BITCH EVER.
1. My sister is going to take me to see Iron Man 2.
2. My fucking sister just stole my wallet.


Sister
Some girl who thinks that just because she's related to you, can just waltz into your house and eat all the strawberry flavored yougurts when she knows that thoes ones are your favorites!
You know your sister has broken into your house when
A. You turn on the TV and it's set to the Style Network.
B. There's tire tracks on your lawn.
C. Your cat's liter box has a human poo in it.

Sister
An anoying person that is related to you in some way and is out to ruin your life.
a. My little sister is a brat.









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